Breath of Fire

Released in North America on August 10, 1994 and translated by Square Soft, and developed by Capcom,  Breath of Fire fears traditional JRPG action

I spent much of my early 00s college video gaming on the SNES, rediscovering my love for the system with a Dreamcast and a GameCube sometimes gathering dust on my shelf, and PS2 tearing up the sales chart. A good friend saw this and gave me a stack of his SNES games from storage, one of which was 1994's Breath of Fire, his name written on the cartridge in magic marker. I don't know why, but I kept that cartridge in a drawer for over 20 years and randomly decided to suddenly pull it out and play through the game in its entirety, just a couple of months ago. Should I have just kept Breath of Fire in the drawer?

Font of Fire

Some 90's RPG's have simple storylines, but many do not, and Breath of Fire falls in the latter category. In fact, it's probably easier if I just quote the back of the box: In a distant land, peace was maintained for thousands of years by a fearful dragon clan who could transform into powerful monsters. One day they discovered a goddess who could fulfill their every wish. Greed split the clan into dark and light dragons, each battling the other to win her magic. One member of the light dragons, along with seven of his companions, emerged to keep the opposing forces from destroying the world. Using six magical keys, they sealed the goddess into another realm. Centuries have passed. The dark dragons are destroying the land in search of the keys. When they find the keys, they will once again release the magic goddess. Light Dragon -- the time has come to draw your sword and fight for the future of your people. 

Uh...I don't know?

Deep thoughts, brought to you by Capcom and Square Soft

Obviously, you, the player, are that Light Dragon, Ryu. You've got to travel around the world, according to the above plot, while encountering, what do you know(!) seven companions from the land's diverse races of animal-like people, forming a party as you engage in turn-based battles to proceed through the plot and level up your characters. And what I found, early on, that holds true throughout the game, is that just about every aspect of Breath of Fire is very good.

Look, a very good view!

The graphics aren't quite elite, but the game looks great. The sprite-work and animations are very good, and the environments and backgrounds are...very good. There are certain expected standards when it comes to SNES RPG's and Breath of Fire meets them. There are even some cool touches, like special animations when Ryu starts to learn the bigger dragon evolutions. The character design is fun and memorable. All eight of the main party members are highly distinct, original, and charming. Again, overall aesthetics and aspects like the magic attack effects don't stun, but Breath of Fire does certainly get the job done.

RAWR

Likewise, the music doesn't reach the upper echelon of Super Nintendo RPG's, but it's still very good. It's like a lot of Capcom music from the SNES era: good, though not highly memorable, though perhaps a bit more memorable than some of Capcom's other work from this period. The overworld music in particular sticks, and has a nice autumnal flair, as does the overall game in general. The battle theme and the music for a few of the dungeons are also quite good. The sounds effects, meanwhile, get the job done.

Bout to "get the job done" against this crab

The gameplay also falls in with the "very good," not quite upper echelon standard. In that regard then, the pros far outweigh the cons. Breath of Fire's world is huge and fun to explore. Visiting new towns and discovering the diverse races of intelligent creatures who live across thiis world is also fun. Each of the seven new party members Ryu gradually meets and wins to his cause throughout the game are fun additions. Some new members are better physical fighters, some are better with magic attacks, some are better healers. The fighting engine here is finely tuned and feels right. There's nothing highly complicated. The player either physically attacks, uses magic (also sometimes to attack), or uses an item. There aren't any cool combo moves the characters can do together--the fighting engine is fine-tuned, but rudimentary--however, there are some cool twists late in the game. For instance, Ryu learns different dragon transformations, allowing him to turn into that corresponding dragon, and perform its distinct attack for every turn until the fight is over (unless the player chooses to revert back to human form).  One of the later party members can find and learn magic, which combines them with other party members in a fight or even out of one, creating one super-character in order to perform more powerful physical attacks. Again, this doesn't lead to combos--your characters just permanently meld into one (until the player chooses to revert), and can perform a stronger physical attack during fights.

"Fuse" lets you use everyone in one fight, but the little mole guy. Sorry, little mole guy.

WarHog, I got a feeling your whole family is going down

Those are some pros. There are some cons here, as well. The first are the dreaded RPG random battles, meaning that while the player is walking around on the overworld or in a dungeon, the screen will suddenly randomly go to a battle screen, and the player will be forced to fight. In Breath of Fire, random battles happen a lot...far too often. I unintentionally grinded so much due to the frequent random battles and leveled up so much (as in most traditional RPG's, the player gains experience points from winning battles, and levels up after gaining so many points, becoming stronger, getting more hit points, etc., the more leveling up is done), I rarely if ever struggled in any fight, even in the vast majority of the game's boss battles. I only died once, and that was my fault for multi-tasking during one boss fight and not paying total attention. An overabundance of random battles is certainly a feature of many RPG's from this period, but the best found ways around that, and unfortunately, Breath of Fire, for as good as it is, just isn't one of the best.

Pictured: the game, striking me with lightning for saying that

Breath of Fire's other major con is the sometimes opaque nature of its story progression. Sometimes, it's nearly impossible to tell what is supposed to be done next. A guide is almost a necessity. Likewise, a lot of the game's extra content, like finding special armor and weapons, is absolutely esoteric. I'm not sure how the player is supposed to figure out some of these things without help, and on top of that, the random battles make exploring to find secrets a bit of a chore. This confluence of cons is the game's worst factor.

Like being stuck in a random battle cave!

Thankfully, Breath of Fire contains enough extra touches of excellence to even out the cons and keep the game in "very good" territory. Like many games from this era that contain too many random battles (and some that don't), the player eventually learns a way to both fast travel (through warping) and quickly travel across the map (one of the characters learns to turn into a giant bird (SIDENOTE: Almost every character learns a special ability, like digging, or lock-breaking)). This makes exploring the map a lot more enjoyable. The time of day changes when the player is traversing the overworld, and this changes the goings on in towns (at night, people are sleeping). The side-quests, if the player can figure them out, are pretty fun. Each town in the game is well-designed and distinct, and the game features several of the SNES' common visual landmarks, like the SNES waterfall, as well as the SNES view from a high place (when the player reaches a mountaintop or cliffside and can see off in the background) and does them well. One of Breath of Fire's side-quests even involves that most pastoral of 90s video game side-quests, fishing. It's very good fun.

It is fun to fly around this giant map as a bird, high, where no random battle can hurt you

Dopamine doesn't get much higher than fishing in a duck pond at sunset near a waterfall in a SNES game!

Unless it is literally going under that waterfall to a secret passage at sunset!

There's nothing like a SNES RPG. I think a particular SNES RPG is the greatest video game ever made. I don't think 1994's Breath of Fire is the greatest video game ever made, but it is a very good, very fun entry in the SNES RPG canon, and I am very happy that I've played through it, even if the random battles and winding story stretched the gameplay out to nearly 100 hours. If you ask me, that's a bit too long. Then again, for others, it won't be long enough.

I didn't know if I would survive long enough in real life for us to beat them...but I did!!!

Graphics: 8.0/10.0

Sound: 8.0/10.0

Gameplay: 8.0/10.0

Lasting Value: 8.0/10.0


Overall: 8.0/10.0

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

Developed by Imagineering for the SNES and released in 1992 by THQ, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York adapts the film of the same name as a 2D platformer

It is disingenuous to even call most of the movie video game adaptations of the 80's and 90's "hit-and-miss." A better description would be "abysmal-and-barely-playable." Just about every video game version of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is abysmal. Thankfully, the SNES iteration transcends the abysmal to become the merely barely playable...barely.

Hey, they kind of got the logo right!

This game attempts to adapt the film of the same name, which tells the story of an 11-year-old named Kevin. Kevin boarded the wrong flight at the airport, was separated from his family, and has to make his way through New York City alone. He first stays at the Plaza Hotel, but his dad's credit card and most of his money are taken away by an overzealous hotel manager. The SNES adaptation starts out the moment Kevin is found out at the Plaza, and the game's opening screen gives the player roughly one second to run right, jump, and grab a necklace to throw at Tim Curry's hotel manager character...or they'll die. That's right, if you don't hit a button within the first second of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for the SNES, you're killed. By Tim Curry.

Take one more step and I'll make this necklace I picked up inexplicably fly out of my body and kill you

In the movie, Kevin grabs some necklaces, rips off some beads, and throws them on the ground so that the bad guys will slip on them. In this game, if you find a necklace, you just throw it at a bad guy (or girl) and it kills them. There are limited items spread around each level, like a stun gun, or a toilet plunger gun (a gun that shoots a boxing first...I don't know what it's supposed to be), just like in the movie, wait, not just like in the movie, and you've got to shoot the bad guys. In this game, literally every adult is a bad guy you've got to kill or stun to get past.

Watch out, trench coat perv man, I've got a toilet plunger boxing fist thing gun, and I'm not afraid to use it!!

What kind of bad guys will you face? In that first level, it's hotel employees, anthropomorphic vacuums, and mop buckets. In the next, where you're run off to a late night Central Park, it's thugs, rats, and bats. Just like in the movie...wait...not just like in the movie.

I also don't remember giant spiders or mountains of trash bags

Home Alone 2 for the SNES isn't much of an adaptation of the film. It's also not much of a video game. It only moves past the abysmal and into the barely playable category for a few reasons. The first is that the game isn't horrible looking. Your 2D Kevin actually looks like Macaulay Culkin. 2D Tim Curry actually looks like Tim Curry. The levels themselves aren't breathtaking or anything, but they at least partially evoke the world of the film, which is more than I can say for the gameplay. Meanwhile, the music broaches the sacred realm of the tolerable. Not great, not even necessarily good, but you at least won't want to tear off your ears while playing.

Gimme all the money, granny, or the teddy bear gets it!

As for the gameplay, Kevin's running and jumping mechanics are fine. However, enemy placement is fairly terrible, you'll often have no weapons with which to deal with them, and you'll rarely have any idea of what you're supposed to be doing. For instance, the game's first boss, the Plaza Hotel first-floor elevator, requires you to hit the up button on the elevator five times as living briefcases and I think couches dive toward you. Get up to the next floor, and you have to discern that once you get off the elevator, you've got to go down the hallway and enter and exit every room until you get to the end, then turn around, go back to the elevator, and hit the elevator button again.

 

Totally forgot there were apparently murderous chefs in the film, and now they are my favorite characters

After facing smaller minion chefs, you'll eventually get to the level boss, who is, inexplicably, a large, nearly shirtless master chef, who is only vulnerable to your slide move, utilized by quickly tapping "down" while you're walking. Get through all of that insanity, make it to Central Park, die, get a game over, and you've got to start all over...from the opening Plaza Hotel screen. This game has no passwords or continues. Thankfully, you can earn extra lives by picking up pizza slices (make a whole pizza and you get an extra life), but unthankfully, the unwieldy level design ensures you'll die very often. The game is nowhere near fun enough to warrant trying over and over again, either. It's not even fun enough to warrant trying a few times.

 

Just kill me, guys, I don't want to play anymore

Home Alone 2 for the SNES is the type of game you would have only played through because it was your only option, you had a lot of time to play, and nothing else to do. In today's world, even with astronomical inflation compared to 1992, you can choose from thousands of indie or classic games on a digital platform that cost less than ten bucks and are massively more fun than Home Alone 2. In 1992, Home Alone 2 was $70 from Toys 'R Us and probably the only game you'd have continuous access to for months if you bought or were given it. Then again, you actually owned a game back then, even if it was a piece of crap. Stalemate, 1992/2022. Either way, there had to have been a better way to adapt Home Alone 2: Lost In New York for the SNES.

Yeah, you were. Also, happy 30th Anniversary, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!

Graphics: 6.0/10.0

Sound: 5.0/10.0

Gameplay: 3.0/10.0

Lasting Value: 2.0/10.0


Overall: 3.6/10.0

Batman Returns 16-Bit Showdown

Almost every major blockbuster in the early 90's received a video game adaptation. Even Domino's and Seven Up's mascots received their own video games. If the Noid got his own game, there's no way the hype machine behind Batman Returns was going to let that 1992 smash hit pass through without an adaptation...or seven. Batman Returns is a seminal film for me--at eleven years old, I fell into the film's prime demographic, and I love it to this day. With a protagonist like Batman, major villains like Penguin and Catwoman, and a clearly designed group of underlings in the red triangle circus gang, a 16-bit video game version of Batman Returns essentially designs itself. Developers just needed to put Batman on Gotham's icy streets and let him punch and kick his way through an army of circus freaks, while periodically battling with the two major foes. Toss in some Christmas trees and giant presents in the background for good measure and viola: Batman Returns game. That's just what the three 16-bit adaptations of Batman Returns do...to varying degrees of success.


Batman Returns, Sega Genesis, December 29, 1992

Sega's Malibu-developed Batman Returns game was first to market. The game is a side-scrolling action-platformer, like many movie game adaptations from the era. The speed at which the game came to market betrays Sega's "that's good enough, let's hurry up and get this thing on the shelves" approach, taken with several of their adaptations at the time. This game was clearly not play-tested enough to make sure it was actually fun, though, and...it's not very fun. The absolute first moment of the Sega Genesis Batman Returns asks the player to take a blind jump from the top of the building. You can actually die during this moment, and it's nowhere close to the only blind jump Batman Returns for the Sega Genesis makes the player take. The controls aren't great, either. You've got one button for special items, one for jumping, and one for punching/kicking. You'll also have to use the grappling hook at times (using the jump button and directional pad), but unfortunately, the grappling hook is only even fairly reliable when you're standing still, let alone trying to swing around. You've also got to solve environmental puzzles at times, often on the fly, with death often nigh. With all that in mind, this game is alarmingly difficult. However, it does not earn that difficulty. Beloved legendarily difficult games are generally beloved because the control systems for those games are tight and reliable. You aren't dying because of flaws in those games, only because of your own lack of skill. Batman Returns for Sega Genesis is not that type of game--it is balls out hard because it is not very good. As for production values, the menu screens and pause screen (where you select what special, limited ammo weapon you want to use, i.e. batarang, etc.) look fine. The actual, in-game graphics are kind of simplistic, but solid. The graphics are certainly a step above 8-bit, but nothing great. Same for the music--you've got that trademark, bass-reliant Genesis sound, but nothing much memorable. I will say, though, that the game does capture a bit of the film's dark, inkwell atmosphere...it just doesn't do very many fun or satisfying things with it. Like most Genesis games, there's no save system (or password system). You can continue when you get a game over, but you have to start all the way at the beginning of that particular stage. Each stage has multiple levels, so if you get a game over during the final (generally unfair) boss on the final level of the stage, get ready to play through the entire stage again...not very fun. A disappointment.

Graphics: 6.0/10
Sound: 6.0/10
Gameplay: 4.5/10
Lasting Value 4.0/10
Overall (Not an Average): 4.8/10.0




Batman Returns, Super Nintendo, April 1993

Storied developing house, Konami, took the reins for the Super Nintendo adaptation of Batman Returns. Konami decided to take their adaptation down the 2D beat 'em up route, ala Streets of Rage and Final Fight. This decision, along with Konami's skill as a developer, and perhaps the extra four months Konami spent on this versus Malibu's Genesis version, results in a pretty special game. In opposition to the Genesis adaptation, the controls here are tight and reliable. Tap a button to punch, tap it rapidly to combo and kick. There's a button to jump. Hit jump again to use the grappling hook--reliably. There's a button to throw the batarang, which does minimal damage, but very briefly stuns foes. There's devastating cowl twist move done by holding two buttons that takes a little health off Batman's meter if it connects. There's even the classic beat 'em up "kill everyone on screen" special item. In some games, that item, which you only get so many of, is utilized by just pushing one button, resulting in the player often accidentally unleashing it. Konami solves that problem by having the player hold down the shoulder buttons (which also cause Batman to block), then push another button--a simple solution that helps the player avoid accidentally using the attack. Of course, with side-scrolling 2D beat 'em ups, the player can move up and down in the field of play, as well as left and right. There are no control issues there. However, this game doesn't just stick to the basics. There are bunch of cool little touches. Of course, if you get close to an enemy, you'll grab them and can slam them into the ground or other enemies, but here, if two enemies approach you from opposite sides at the same moment, you can grab them simultaneously and bash their heads together. If you grab an enemy and are standing near a window, you can slam them into it and shatter it--same goes for park benches or other breakable surfaces. Each level has a boss from the film at the end, including that organ-grinder with a monkey and a machine gun. There's even an awesome Mode 7 (faux 3D, scaling sprite) Batmobile stage that looks and plays great. The graphics as a whole here are beautiful, highly detailed, with large, well-animated sprites, and great backgrounds, and it all runs smoothly with no slowdown. The music is mainly 16-bit interpretations of the score from the film, and it sounds great. The Sega Genesis version doesn't have anything like that. This Super Nintendo adaptation simply crushes the Genesis one in both production value and gameplay. That's not to say it's perfect, though. Sometimes the action does grow a little stale. You'll be in the same area wanting to move on, and enemies will just keep flooding in. The length is also at that awkward 45-60 minute mark, where there are no passwords or saves available, and you've simply got to dedicate that big of a chunk, minimum, to get through. You can toggle the difficulty level and number of lives available from the option screen, and each difficulty level feels well-balanced and appropriate. The more I played, the better I got--Catwoman kicked my butt the first few encounters, but after a number of showdowns, I was wiping the floor with her. Overall, Batman Returns for the Super Nintendo isn't just a good adaptation of the film, but one of the better film adaptations of the 16-bit era.

Graphics: 8.5/10
Sound: 8.0/10
Gameplay: 8.0/10
Lasting Value: 7.8/10
Overall (Not an Average): 8.0/10.0




Batman Returns, Sega CD, May 1993

The 1993 Sega CD port of the Genesis' Batman Returns game proved to be the film's final 16-bit adaptation. Sega CD ports of Genesis games were often derided for simply being the same game with a slapped on Redbook soundtrack. Malibu's Batman Returns port received some attention for essentially being that, while adding an entirely new element: sprite-scaling, faux 3D driving. The levels and controls are exactly the same as the Genesis game, but now there are driving levels between each stage. These play and look similarly to the Super Nintendo driving stage, except the controls aren't as good. You've got to hold down the B-button, while pushing the A button to fire discs out, and press C to fire missiles, while using the directional pad for horizontal direction/to ram into foes. The driving stages are timed, and failing to destroy all enemies before the timer runs out results in death, so you've got to constantly hold down the accelerator while firing...meaning you've got to put your hands into some arthritis-inviting positions. I did not enjoy this aspect of the game. It's remarkable that Konami nailed the single driving segment in their game, which could have just been a throwaway stage, but Malibu made driving half of their game, and it doesn't quite work. The driving stages here don't even look as good as the one in the SNES game. The Sega CD Batman Returns' updated soundtrack, while of a much higher sample quality than the other two 16-bit adaptations, only consists of a few pieces recycled over and over again throughout the game, which are seldom interesting. The game's graphics as a whole, though, do look a little bit sharper than they did on the Genesis, but unfortunately, the gameplay is exactly the same--not fun. But hey, there are some new animated cutscenes that look...adequate. Overall, this Sega CD version of Batman Returns is only marginally better than the Genesis one. The driving stages are tedious, and when added to the already tedious action-platforming, just make the game even more tedious. Beating this game in one sitting--which is the only way to beat it since you can't save or use passwords--will take so long, you'll need the patience of a saint, and the masochist nature of a Cleveland Browns fan. This should have been so much better.

Graphics: 6.2/10
Sound: 6.0/10
Gameplay: 4.8/10
Lasting Value: 4.2/10
Overall (Not an Average): 5.2/10.0



I did one of these showdowns for Jurassic Park a while ago and have to admit, I had a bit more fun doing that one because 2/3 of the games weren't awful. Batman Returns for the Super Nintendo is the only 16-bit adaptation of that film that's worth playing. The other two have attractive boxes and that's about it. An objective ranking here is easy, with far more distance between one and two than there is two and three.

Merry Christmas, and goodwill toward men...and women.

1. Batman Returns (Super Nintendo, 1993)
2. Batman Returns (Sega CD, 1993)
3. Batman Returns (Sega Genesis, 1992)

Clock Tower (English Translation)

Released in Japan on September 14, 1995 for the Super Nintendo by Human Entertainment, the 2D, side-scrolling Clock Tower is one of the first survival horror video games.

I don't remember the first time I saw screenshots of Clock Tower, but it was long after the Super Nintendo's heyday--after all, the influential game never came to the good ole U.S. of A. In fact, Clock Tower was never released anywhere outside of Japan. Pictures of the game revealed great, atmospheric graphics. Later superlatives praised Clock Tower for pioneering the survival horror genre popularized by games like Resident Evil, but still, I figured I'd never get a chance to play it.

 

Human Clock Tower?

Well, in the past few years, video game reproduction carts may have oversaturated the market with a bunch of cheap fakes, but they've also allowed players to experience once exorbitantly expensive and rare titles, as well as English translations of once Japanese-only games. With that said, just in time for Spooky Season 2021, I've happened upon and played through a cheap, English-translated copy of Clock Tower.

 

The kind of place where they speak English. "Nice" is relative.

After playing through, I can say that this game definitely looks as good as advertised. You're introduced to your character and the setting through a cutscene composed of stills and text. You plays as Jennifer, a teen orphan being relocated to a remote mansion with several other girls. As the girls arrive at the mansion, the guide suddenly vanishes into the house's dark, huge, and scary halls. Jennifer decides to start wandering around...and that's when the murder begins.

 

She was a bit too contrary

I recently watched Dario Argento's Suspiria, and the style and influence from that film are apparent here. A girl is wandering around a spooky old mansion, the occult might just be involved, and there's not really any depth beyond that. Clock Tower even includes the Suspiria sequence where someone gets shoved to their death through a stained-glass ceiling.

 

Clock Tower is Argento-esque, but with a big pair of scissors

Rooms are highly detailed, atmospheric, and somewhat interactive. As far as music, there's not much, with most of the game being scored by ambient sounds and prolonged, creepy silences. However, the soundtrack is sufficiently suspenseful when it does creep up.

Scissor Dance, all the kids are doing it!

As Jennifer, you wander through the randomly generated mansion, picking up and using items. You look for keys to unlock rooms, solve rudimentary puzzles (i.e., this wall looks cracked, maybe I can smash a hole through it with this rock I found), and try to avoid a psychotic, scissor-wielding, adolescent mansion resident who sometimes pops out of nowhere. The scissors are...quite large. Every now and then during your mansion search, you happen upon your fellow orphans' corpses. Sometimes, you look into an evil mirror and die of terror. Speaking of terror, your character's anxiety often comes into play. If you've constantly been holding down the RUN button (which you'll frequently do because of how slowly Jennifer walks) and been getting freaked out by scissor kid, you're his easy prey. If not, you might just be able to fight him off and run away... 

And that's it: you traverse the mansion halls and rooms, trying to gain access to more and more areas, which unlock more turns in the story, until the end.

Some of those story turns are surprisingly grisly, though sadly, not surprisingly grizzly

So the atmosphere here is top notch for a 16-bit game, and the bones of survival horror are here. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of meat on those gameplay bones. Yes, Jennifer's digitized animations are stunning, but she walks like a slug crawling up a sun-baked hill. Moving around the house is frustrating enough when nothing is chasing you, let alone when there's a psychotic child bounding behind you with over-sized scissors. The controls are also clunky and unintuitive. Sometimes, picking up and using an object takes an act of congress. Also, your game saves automatically when you die. 

What happens if you die in an inescapable situation where you just happen to be pinned up against the wall by scissor boy? 

Why, you've got to erase that save and start the entire game over from the beginning! 

Granted, you could play through this game in two or three hours if you know exactly what you are doing, but if not, losing two or three hours of putzing around and finally getting close to the finish is maddening.

Metaphor for this game

This is a shame because there's clearly a special game underneath all of this frustration. The production values, despite the game's reportedly small development team, are excellent, but it appears they've come at the expense of the gameplay. However, if you can work through these frustrations, Clock Tower shows a striking attention to detail, with multiple story paths and endings--I just wish more effort had gone toward making the game fun.

 

Wait, this one's better

Graphics: 8.5/10.0

Sound: 7.0/10.0

Gameplay: 5.5/10.0

Lasting Value: 4.0/10.0


Overall: 6.0/10.0

Hook

Released for the Super Nintendo in 1992 by Sony Imagesoft, and developed by Ukiyotei, Hook is a side-scrolling, action-platforming adaptation of the 1991 Spielberg film of the same name.

Love it or hate it, Steven Spielberg's 1991 Peter Pan as an adult children's film, Hook, sure produced a lot of video game adaptations. Most SNES and Sega Genesis movie adaptations followed the same basic formula: Movie protagonist + 2D stages based on whatever was in the movie + jumping and hitting things = profit.
This formula resulted in a large number of sub-par action-platformers, with just a few diamonds in the rough. Does the SNES 1992 action-platformer, Hook, featuring a flying, knife-wielding Peter Pan shine, or is it as dull as the titular Captain's black heart?

 

The graphics department at Tri-Star didn't go through all the trouble of designing this logo for it to NOT be on 10,000 different things, including a SNES game

One thing stands out immediately once you boot this buccaneer up: the production values are through the roof. You're immediately greeted by long, animated cutscenes, detailing the plot of the movie, and high-quality 16-bit recreations of John Williams' film score. This game is no cheap, throwaway adaptation. Once you jump into the gameplay, the production values feel even higher. The graphics, featuring highly detailed, beautifully drawn, sometimes animated backgrounds, and highly detailed, well-animated character models, are excellent. I may look more like Robin Williams than the Peter Pan in this game, but he and his wind-billowing cloak look great, as do all of Pan's varied, but mostly pirate enemies, as they strut around in a charmingly realistic, great for SNES manner.

 

Wait...are you Spiderman?

As stated, the music here is another high point, with the legendary John Williams done justice by the SNES' nearly just as legendary sound chip. The same pieces aren't just repeated ad nauseum, either. There are a lot of different songs featured here. The sound effects aren't the best, but they get the job done. Overall, the music and aesthetics of this game create a pretty stunning package--which makes the sluggish gameplay all the more disappointing.

 

Nothing like stabbing some children to get the blood flowing

When I think Peter Pan, I usually think of a fast, agile, and highly maneuverable character. However, I guess the developers here were thinking more the peanut butter brand, because Pan moves around in this game like he's wading through a jar of the stuff. Peter walks SLOWLY and you can't make him run. It feels like it takes forever to get Pan from one side of the screen to the next. Get under some fairy dust at select moments of the game, and you can fill up a meter that lets you fly for a limited amount of time--SLOWLY. Fall in some water. No problem. You can swim--SLOWLY.

 

The good thing is, most of your enemies, including the bosses, also move pretty slowly. Maybe I should have put "good thing" in quotes.

The controls here are pretty responsive (you're just moving/jumping around and swinging your dagger at stuff, and sometimes swimming/flying), but the slowness takes a lot out fund out of the game, and makes certain sections of Hook needlessly difficult. Add in what seems to be a hitbox that stretches a foot or so past Pan's body, and you've got a recipe for frustration. There are some cool ideas here, like hidden leaves that add to your limited life meter, a power-up that lets your dagger shoot beams of light, and a handful of level-ending boss fights (there's a boss at the end of just about every other level), but the slow movement speed just crushes everything. Maybe, with all of the graphical excellence onscreen, the developers couldn't get Pan moving any faster. Movement isn't the only frustrating element here, either.

Little shop...little shop of horrors...

Hook features 12 moderately long levels that become marathons because of Pan's slow movement speed. That would be mitigated if there was some type of saving or password system, or even a level select cheat, but there's nothing of the sort here. While you do get unlimited continues, dying always starts you back at the beginning of a level, unless you've reached the boss (and continuing means you've got to start at the beginning, regardless). This means, especially considering the game's difficulty, that you're going to have to spend hours upon hours getting to the end of this thing. And considering the slow movement saps a lot of the fun away anyway, those aren't hours you're likely going to want to waste here.

Graphics: 9.0/10.0

Sound: 8.0/10.0

Gameplay: 5.0/10.0

Lasting Value: 5.0/10.0


Overall: 5.8/10.0

Alien³

Released in October 1993 for the Super Nintendo by LJN, and developed by Probe Software, action platformer, Alien³, is a very loosely based adaptation of the film of the same name.

After stumbling across a Retro Gamer article on its development, I suddenly decided I had to own Alien³ for the Super Nintendo. The graphics, the early 90's, so much nostalgia welled up within me, I immediately visited EBay and picked up a complete copy. The game arrived a few days later, I looked through the manual, felt a quick dopamine quick, then put the game in my SNES drawer.
Flash forward four years, and my 90's movie podcast co-host tells me he wants to cover Alien³. We'd just done Demolition Man, and I'd played through the Sega CD game in honor of that, so I figured it was finally time for my copy of Alien³ to get its due. Does it measure up to the nostalgia that article awakened in me?

Remember, it's Alien³, NOT Alien 3!

Alien³ is an incredibly divisive flick, and I have to say, I am only now coming around to it objectively. After the all-out terror of the first film, and then the action film insanity of the second, a morose meditation on the nature of being, featuring only one alien and no guns wasn't exactly what I...or just about anyone wanted in a third installment of the once storied franchise. I understand and appreciate the film now, even with its flaws, but back then I thought it was an abomination. It certainly doesn't feature a plot that would easily adapt into a video game. 

Believe it or not

The game's developers must have thought the same, as instead of one alien, Alien³ for the SNES features endless wave after wave of aliens, and instead of no guns, a massive pulse rifle, flamethrower, and grenade launcher. All that's really left of the film is the setting, a massive foundry that doubles as a detention center, on a far distant planet at the edge of space. Alien³ for SNES actually replicates this setting for the game pretty faithfully, even down to the film's soft-orange bathed dull and dingy color palette. 

It's so bland, I love it!

Probe actually does some fine, subtle work with this palette, producing a multitude of shades of grey and tan. The backgrounds are well drawn, and protagonist, Ripley, receives a faithful design, shaved head and all. Her animations are particularly great, as she runs, jumps, and hangs from an overhead bar with one hand while shooting with another. The aliens also look great, with crawling and jumping face huggers, egg sacs, and middle-size and large recreations of the film's quadrupedal alien all making an appearance. Enemies aren't quite as well-animated as Ripley, but they've definitely got 16-bit creepiness down, as they chase, spit at, and attack you. The weapon animations are also very cool, particularly the flamethrower, which at times even causes a glow to the lighting in the game's darker areas. There are even some atmospheric effects, like rain, which look great. Alien³ is a pretty handsome game.

 Yes! I can almost taste the acrid fog!

It sounds pretty good too. The music is all out action bombast, and while not much stands out, it does get the blood pumping. Weapon sound effects are on point.
Since Alien³ is not a steroidal action flick, the developers, as I said, took some liberties. Some BIG liberties. Instead of pondering her existence, and the fact that she's likely about to die ignominiously on a nearly abandoned prison planet, this game Ripley is getting so very many things done and running the show all the time. 

Good thing Ripley is here, otherwise who's gonna unfracture these pipes?

Alien³ features mission-based gameplay, with six stages featuring from six to eight missions. Ripley must find each stage's computer terminal (sometimes there are more than one), where she can pick and complete missions in any order the player chooses. Missions generally consist of heading to one of each stage's numerous large rooms to complete a task like wielding some busted pipes, or cleaning out an alien egg sac infestation. 

Welding pipes just like a BOSS.

Sometimes missions require Ripley to visit multiple rooms. Meanwhile, vast hordes of respawning aliens constant rush toward her, meaning you'll have to constantly stay on guard, and almost constantly be firing your weapons. Unfortunately, shooting too much means you'll eventually run out of ammo, and Ripley doesn't have any standard low-grade weapon that doesn't. You can pick up more ammo throughout stages, especially in each stage's armory, but enemies respawn far more quickly and frequently than ammo does. You can totally run out of ammo and find yourself defenseless in the face of these non-stop alien waves. It's enough to almost make you wish Probe had followed the plot of the film a little more closely.

Can you guys stop laying eggs FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!

You'll also wish they'd put a battery chip in the cartridge, so that you could save your game. While the missions are pretty fun, the only progression saving method Alien³ offers is a password for each of the game's stages, once you've beaten the previous one. Considering completing each stage takes well over an hour, it would have been nice to have the ability to save after each mission, considering missions can take anywhere from five to 20 minutes. This game is not friendly to a quick play and put down session. Add to that...Alien³  is hard! Even on the easy setting, it's likely that many times you'll have put an hour into a stage, only to fall in the lava on the fifth or sixth mission and have to start the whole thing over. 

I guess I shouldn't have saved this mission for last...

Thankfully, each stage contains a medic bay full of health that you can return to, but even those are packed with aliens. There is absolutely no respite from the oncoming xenomorphs. Well, actually, there is one...

I commented before about games from this period beginning to grow more progressive in concept, yet still failing to become modern in execution. Alien³  certainly pushes the envelope in concept, with its semi-non-linear, mission-based gameplay, but it is so painfully regressive in its lack of game saving and sparse password system, the progressive gameplay model almost becomes a detriment instead of an asset. In order to offset this late 80's/early 90's game problem, developers often included cheat codes to make their games more palatable. Alien³ is no different. Though I very rarely suggest this, I am going to have to go the same route as I did with Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues, and say, play Alien³ with the cheats codes on. 

Don't you want to experience this gnarly looking sunset?

Make yourself either invincible, or give yourself infinite ammo. Or...do both. Even Alien³'s "Easy" mode is brutal, and can kill you and negate your progress after a long session of gameplay. This is a game that doesn't even give you lives or continues. Die once, and it's game over. 

So...

Cheat. There's too much here to enjoy to get caught up in the game's archaic system of difficulty. The controls are mostly spot on, and make blasting away at aliens...a blast. Running, crouching, and...crouch running all feel great, as does Ripley's ability to aim and fire in many directions, even when she's hanging from a ladder. 

Somebody call 9-1-1/Shawty fire burning on the dance floor

Sometimes it's difficult to fire at something small that's diagonally down from you, and you can't stop and aim (aiming makes you run in the direction you're pointing), but otherwise, these controls are excellent. Ripley's jump, much to the developer's current chagrin (per that Retro Gamer article), is quite floaty, but at least it injects an element of grace into this brutal game, as it's easy to reroute your direction mid-air. 

Also, the missions are fun! While there's unfortunately no cheat code to make Alien³ more friendly to quickplays, the stages can certainly be beaten more quickly when you can fire your guns at will without worrying about running out of ammo.

Added Bonus: You won't have to look at this screen over and over again.

Really, enjoying this game is like enjoying the movie--at first glance, it's frustrating and overly difficult, but spend some time with and figure out a way into it, and it's actually pretty good.


Graphics: 8.0/10.0

Sound: 7.5/10.0

Gameplay: 6.8/10.0

Lasting Value: 6.5/10.0


Overall: 6.9/10.0